Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
Dear bitches who show cleavage in pictures,
takumanishiya: Why do you bitch about getting dirty questions? Like you’re obviously trying to show everyone that you’re a dirty slut showing off your tits and shit. It’s fucking annoying how you say your anons are dirty and creepy. When it’s obvious that you’re gonna get those questions from your slutty as pictures.
Liams Birthday tweets
Danielle: Happy Birthday @Real_Liam_Payne! I love you xxx
Louis: Massive happy birthday to @Real_Liam_Payne . Big love man!
Niall: Happy birthday to @Real_Liam_Payne , the big fella is 19! #upthelads ! Love ya bro
Harry' mum: Happy Birthday chicken! 🐔🎉🎈🎁🎂@Real_Liam_Payne xxx
Louis' mum: @Real_Liam_Payne Happy Birthday pet x x
Eleanor: Happy birthday @Real_Liam_Payne (Laim) :) have a lovely day! Xxxxx
Ruth Payne: Would like to wish my little cheeseyhead brother @Real_Liam_Payne a happy 19th birthday #alwaybelittlebrothertome :-) xxxx
Nicola Payne: Happy birthday @real_liam_payne love u lots xx
Tom Daley: Happy Birthday @Real_Liam_Payne :) have a good one mate!!
Josh: Happy birthday to my brother from another mother @Real_Liam_Payne. Hope you have a great day mate, catching me up!! Haha. X
Leona Lewis: Happy birthday @Real_Liam_Payne have a lovely day! Xxx
Directioners: Happy 19th Birthday Leeyum #voteonedirection
Zayn: Just before I go to bed just want to say Happy Birthday to one of musics biggest inspirations, Michael Jackson, you truly were a legend RIPx
Harry: ...Still watching that man eat cat food.
So Spencer fucked with the enemy...
at school: can you stop talking because i dont care